I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_pansy]

I can't believe that Derwent sabotaged the play like that -- just blasting Gemma Bundy head on and making that set-piece fall over. Clearwater was about to have kneazles and she made everyone that'd been on stage do priori and there was something about how Bundy snogged Derwent's boyfriend or something or another and anyways it's a giant mess and she's in so much trouble.

And Sally-Anne, you are fantastic as Carrow. Very creepy.

Comments

[alt_terry]

Sally-Anne, I know you won't see this until later, but...yeah. You're doing a good job. I don't think there's anything that Master or his sister could object to the way you're doing it, if they hear about it later.

[alt_neville]

Didn't know you were in the audience, Terry.

[alt_terry]

I'm sitting on the floor, by the Headmistress's chair.

[alt_pansy]

bother

hang on

ron wont die properly

[alt_gredforge]

What are you talking about? He's doing an OUTSTANDING job of dying!

[alt_terry]

Even the Headmistress is giggling.

Well. Although I think she's hoping that no one notices.

[alt_pansy]

It was awful funny, I'll give him that.

But I think Clearwater's head is going to explode if one more thing happens that's not planned for.

[alt_sally_anne]

If I ever take it into my head to try out for another play, would someone please cast petrificus totallis on me until the auditions are over?

[alt_sally_anne]

Although thanks, Pansy and Terry. I'm glad it looked alright from the outside.

THANK MERLIN THAT'S OVER.

[alt_gredforge]

Congratulations, Perks! Of course, we regret your self-restraint that you didn't resort to emitting noisy farts while playing Miss Professor Carrow, but it was probably all for the best.

[alt_neville]

Oh, but look, didn't you see? Mr Selwyn particularly singled you out for praise! And Ron, too.

See? We knew you'd do an awesome job.

[alt_sally_anne]

HE DID?

Oh.

Well, 'poise' is pretty good, I guess. That was nice of him.

And he's right. Daphne was brilliant at Mr Crouch.

I can't believe I missed Ron's scene. I'd run off to the loo to throw up because I had an emergency.

[alt_sally_anne]

And wait, what did Ron do?

Everyone's talking about Ron. RON WHAT DID YOU DO?

[alt_neville]

It was when he died. He was, um, quite athletic.

Like, he did just about everything except handsprings.

[alt_terry]

Totally. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Great job, Sally-Anne. See? We knew you could do it!

[alt_sally_anne]

Bloody hell, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT.

I'm surprised the Patils didn't hex him blue. I'd watch my back if I were you, Ron!