Hah!

[alt_pansy]

Apon a time (once) there was a girl with apple cheeks and an affable (did I use it right?) air who liked ambling around the park and angling for fish, even though she hated eating them, because fish are slimy and gross. She was awfully sweet, and was always generous.

Then her parents died, because that sort of thing happens all the time in fairy stories. So she was all alone.

Awwww.

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[alt_sally_anne]

'Zoo!' Beatrice shouted. 'Go to the zoo, Martivan! They have yetis! Also zebras! And all sorts of other fascinating beasts!'

Martivan started to move toward the zoo but looked back hesitantly.

'I'll give you ziti!' Simon offered. 'And zinfandel wine! if only you'll go to the zoo!'

So Martivan went to the zoo where he drank zinfandel wine until he zonked out and was carried off by a zephyr to the Zone of Zealotry and was never seen or heard from again!

Beatrice and Simon lived happily ever after! THE END.