Hah!

[alt_pansy]

Apon a time (once) there was a girl with apple cheeks and an affable (did I use it right?) air who liked ambling around the park and angling for fish, even though she hated eating them, because fish are slimy and gross. She was awfully sweet, and was always generous.

Then her parents died, because that sort of thing happens all the time in fairy stories. So she was all alone.

Awwww.

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[alt_sally_anne]

'Take me, Simon!' Beatrice told him. 'Take me now, take me to -- to -- the Tower of London! We'll have the ghosts perform our ceremony!'

So they toddled off to the Tower to tie the knot. Typically, the Tower had tons of tourists, so they tried telling them they could take a tap of butterbeer if only they'd take themselves to some other spot for a short time.