So with that in mind, Esther and Francis kindly set Beatrice up with a suitor -- Esther's brother, Simon, who was simply dashing and looked quite sharp in a suit. He was head of sales in a store at Shropshire, and as soon as they wrote him and told him how simply sweet Beatrice was, he swept onto his broom and scurried swiftly down to see his sister and father and their new guest.

Upon seeing Simon, Beatrice fell into a swoon at his sheer handsome manliness. He was also quite overcome by her bouffant and her swift thinking that saved his father from the savage jaguar.

'Slytherin's scarf!' he exclaimed. 'Sweet Beatrice, let's elope!'