Well, I certainly didn't kiss him! But one or two women who came into the shop did. Right giggly, they were.

And one of them was at least as old as Mum. Yurgh.

A couple of them made a lunge for me, too, but I ducked--you know how good I am at dodging; all that experience as a Beater--and politely explained my kisses were all spoken for.