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[alt_pansy]

Cal Pummel's well into his cups.

Moreso than you'd expect this early in the evening.

I think he might be adjusting badly to Professor Sinistra's recent escape. He and Raz were close, after all.

Either that, or he's just being an arse.

Anything interesting happening around you?

Can I take you for a spin on the dance floor, or is it strictly business for you tonight?

Comments

[alt_pansy]

Whatever you say, tuna lips.

[alt_ron]

I mean, are you sure it's never been Fred... y'know?

Dodgy. I'm telling you.

[alt_pansy]

I bet you a galleon that I'd have just as good a record as you, if not better. George has that freckle right above his

...never mind.

And Fred has a wicked sense of humour, but not that wicked. And he knows I'd hex him into next week, besides.

[alt_ron]

Freckles can be charmed.

So you know.


But, of course, I'm sure they wouldn't ever-

[alt_pansy]

Ooooh, you're awful.

No, they wouldn't, ever, thank you very much. Not if either one wants to keep their bollocks intact.

[alt_pansy]

Speaking of Fred, though, we really ought to set him up with someone.

[alt_ron]

I always thought someone like Lavey-loo would be a laugh, but then she went and got all serious about Moon.