Private Message to Sally-Anne

[alt_pansy]

Samantha Montgomery?

Samantha Montgomery.

Honestly.

I know. I've no right to

We're not

Still. That doesn't mean I have to like watching Samantha Montgomery do her best to shove her tongue down his throat.

Ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Anyway.

I think she's lying. The people who are actually up to that sort of thing don't brag about it like she does.

[alt_pansy]

Point.

It would still be incredibly satisfying.

Let's see if we can't make her underthings itchy or something.

[alt_sally_anne]

I know just the hex for that.