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Samantha Montgomery?

Samantha Montgomery.

Honestly.

I know. I've no right to

We're not

Still. That doesn't mean I have to like watching Samantha Montgomery do her best to shove her tongue down his throat.

Ugh.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

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Yes, that does help.

Did you hear her talking this morning?

Like she

And he

You know, whatever. She's an enormous liar. He'd never just up and do that. He's not that kind of person.

Not that it really ought to matter, because he might fall in love with somebody else who doesn't keep things from him but thinking of him shagging someone else even if it is stupid Samantha who doesn't mean anything to him still hurts. And it hurts more because she doesn't mean anything to him. If that makes sense.

I really do want to slap her.

If you slap her people will gossip about you. Better to hex her from behind so no one knows it was you.

Anyway.

I think she's lying. The people who are actually up to that sort of thing don't brag about it like she does.

Point.

It would still be incredibly satisfying.

Let's see if we can't make her underthings itchy or something.

I know just the hex for that.

And you will get over him. It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt that he's flirting with other girls, now, but eventually you won't care, at least not nearly so much. Or you'll wish him well and you'll honestly hope he finds someone who makes him happy, because you'll have found someone who makes you happy. Someone you could share secrets with all along (or, you had to keep secrets from for a while but when you told them the truth they understood why. ~~I mean you really COULDN'T tell Draco, what did he~~ And didn't mind.)

Yeah. Well. Even though Neville's a brick, he's really not my type.

...I don't think that person exists. At least not right now. Not for me.

Kidding. Sort of. Anyways. I'll be fine.

There's always the Twins.

(Kidding.)

(sort of?)

Well, do you fancy them?

There's Lee Jordan, too. I don't know. I think the Twins are more fanciable but it's well-established I like gingers.

Lee's a bit of a closed book, isn't he?

And Fred's sweet on Johnson, although I'm not sure how serious they are. Or how serious either of the twins are about dating anyone, really.

But we were working together on a business project before NEWTs and OWLs and Umbridges sort of took over, and I didn't mind their company. And George isn't seeing anyone at the moment.

So maybe I'm not doomed.

There's the whole Order, too.

Charlie Weasley. Mmm. Like a preview of Ron and the Twins when they're a bit older. And he's funny and I like his hands. He's a bit old for you, though.

You really do have it bad, don't you? I blame Kiss a Ginger.

I don't know, at this point frankly I'm thinking that maybe we should just plan to be old ladies together and raise kneazels.

I would like that. Very much.

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