For eating or for smoking? I presume the former.

I could have probably found you a real one to smoke around here somewhere - Blaise has them sometimes - but I figured you'd rather not.

If you're not entirely cheered up yet I'd understand. I reckon I was an unusual child in that the idea of having a younger sibling always made me want to throw an epic tantrum. Fortunately, Mother always wished she'd been an only child, so she made sure that I stayed one, instead.