I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_pansy]

I am cold and this tree is massively uncomfortable and there are people running around all over and I do not want to spend all night up here but I will if I have to and there are ANTS crawling EVERYWHERE and IS THAT HOWLING I JUST HEARD? WHY IS EVERYTHING TRYING TO KILL ME?

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[alt_ron]

You're worried about being cold?

I can't believe you're cold.

With wolves and MLE and murderers running around.