Hah!

[alt_pansy]

Apon a time (once) there was a girl with apple cheeks and an affable (did I use it right?) air who liked ambling around the park and angling for fish, even though she hated eating them, because fish are slimy and gross. She was awfully sweet, and was always generous.

Then her parents died, because that sort of thing happens all the time in fairy stories. So she was all alone.

Awwww.

Comments

[alt_sally_anne]

Wait, gefilte? How do you even pronounce that?

I think you're making these foods up.

[alt_pansy]

I found it in the dictionary!

Hang on, let me look it up again. It's pickled fish or something. It sounded utterly foul.

[alt_sally_anne]

Ew.

There are things that are good pickled but fish is sort of nasty already.