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[alt_pansy]

I think I nearly fainted when Crabbe walked by me in Charms today. I'm still trying to catch my breath. It's like he'd lent his robes to a troll. A troll who'd died a long time ago from eating too much cheese.

Honestly.

I think I might have to start spraying perfume in his general direction for the good of Hogwarts. It's like we're in third year all over again.

I feel sorry for Harry and Draco. And the poor house-elves who have to launder his things. Maybe they decided to stop in protest?

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[alt_ron]

Maybe one of you should cast a fish lips jinx on me.

Or, no. Actually, not that. It would muck around with what Dumbledore and I are doing.

But, yeah. It's a brilliant idea. Just need to think what would look like a curse but not be one.


Ugh. I wonder if mine could be cursed, but nothing's really showing yet. I need to read up on revealing spells, I reckon.

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[alt_sally_anne]

Or ask Dumbledore. He'd probably know.

As far as fake hexes go... I'm trying to think of something that would be obvious enough that everyone would think you were hexed but wouldn't actually inconvenience you too terribly and all I'm thinking of is Crabbe's stink hex, which -- surely they wouldn't cast two. Besides, you don't want to have to reek until Friday.

[alt_pansy]

Maybe you could start getting really forgetful, leave your satchel everywhere?

[alt_pansy]

I think I might be able to pull off pretending like I have stomach issues or cramping or something.