I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_pansy]

Well, that was fun.

Fred and George, you were utterly brilliant. The look on Patil's face was priceless. And I'd hardly seen some of those Beauxbatons girls crack a grin before, but they were laughing so hard they were practically screaming.

It's really quite a pity that Fleur didn't take to her elephant trunk -- she left in a huff before some of the younger girls decided to put on a fashion show with the animal bits on everyone's faces and had a grand time of it.

And when Peeves came in, that was just brilliant! Did you tell him about it? Or did he figure it out on his own, when Patil was going on about who wasn't invited?

I really needed that.

Thank you.

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[alt_ron]

Did you see all those firsties at supper, coming out in yellow feathers all of a sudden?

Hilarious!

Tell me they got Patil with some of those trick sweets!

[alt_pansy]

No. Unfortunately.

But it was all still incredibly silly, despite her best efforts.

[alt_sally_anne]

It's a shame Daphne had to leave early. I think she'd have quite enjoyed the fashion show. Maybe not Peeves, though...

[alt_pansy]

I think she honestly could have talked him into getting a manicure. We tried, but she could have done it for sure.

Why did she leave early? Bole being a berk again?

[alt_sally_anne]

She said she had homework, but who knows.

[alt_neville]

That was awfully funny!

[alt_terry]

I read this and then made the mistake of imagining the git swallowing one of those.

I had to leave the room because I keep chortling to myself at the very thought.

[alt_gredforge]

What a beautiful thought. We'll do our best to make it come true some day.

[alt_gredforge]

Of course, there are worse things we'd like to do to him, too.

[alt_gredforge]

No, we didn't tell Peeves, you know he just shows up for the fun all on his own.

Personally, we thought that if an elephant trunk could look good on anyone, it would Delacour. Almost elegant. Wish we'd convinced Patil to swallow one of those, though. That would have been even better.

Thank you, we had a rather good time ourselves. How is it we've never known until now what fun all you girls can have?

[alt_lee]

Probably because you're already having plenty of fun on your own.

(You still haven't rid the dorm room of all the glitter. I bet we'll be picking it out of the quilts for weeks. What a mess!)